HO-HUM. Downton Abbey continues to become even more predictable and BORING! Like, was anyone, I mean ANYONE, surprised when Simon Bricker turned up all randy-pants in Cora's bedroom with what looked liked a very small firearm in his silk pajamas? If you ask me, Downton is turning into one giant rape-a-torium, a la Law & Order SVU. Seriously, I was half expecting Olivia Benson to show up! I mean first Anna goes and gets all raped down in the kitchen while the fat lady sings upstairs, and now her ladyship has to suffer this indignity to her honor. I mean honour. And, AND, AND...now that Barrow has seemingly cured his gayness and is on his way to becoming 100% he-man (thanks to a mail-order electro-shock therapy kit), I'll wager that the virtue and honour of NO female under Downton's roof is safe! Watch out, Mrs. Patmore! (And, don't forget that MARY KILLED A GUY BY SEXING HIM TO DEATH way back in the first season!)
And the rest...Bates and Mary and Edith...blah, blah, blah. Just TOO mind-numbingly DULL for comment. Seriously, Julian Fellowes--you owe me MORE after the investment I've made!
Oh. I almost forgot: there's a nice looking Jewish guy to get everyone worked up.
(yawn)
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